#khayal

Mai dekh rha hu ki tum dekh rhe ho,
Mai dekhta hu tum kab tk bus dekhoge.

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Varun: Maine kabhi apna dil nahin hara.
Alia: Ab Harley Davidson.

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I write so bad
that after re-reading my messages,
my Ex finally called back.
Just to break up again.

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I write so bad that after every sentence I type,
my mobile prompts for a factory reset.

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I am a stand-by comedian.

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Friendzoned:
The situation where
the mobile is connected to the charger
but the switch isn't ON!

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I write so bad that after reading my articles, Arnab Goswami quoted,
"Nation doesn't want to know"

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I write so bad that United Nations has declared my birthday as International 'No-writing' day.

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I write so bad that most of my readers keep a hand sanitizer handy while scrolling through my contents.

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I write so bad that my literature teachers have given back their degree.

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