Year 2017

She was making snap stories with her red cape,

The wolf booked a salon appointment,

Grandma was searching a food app.

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There went little RED, with the hood on top of her head
Shielding herself from the world;
Concealing herself from enemies unseen
Yes, she's careful and no, she isn't afraid
People lied to her, her whole life
Being deceived by others was a common thing
She wasn't cautioned about the big-bad-wolf
It was quite late when the werewolf approached her with a knife...
~𝓐𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓱𝓴𝓪❦

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Red Riding Hood :

*kicks open the door to get a startled snap*

Wait! where's my grandma?

Wolf : *sweating hard* haha! What? I am your grandma.

Red Riding Hood :

*smartphone camera detecting the wolf as pet*
oh! yeah lol just spit it out.

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The little hut amidst the woods
Was the place where
The Little Red Riding Hood
Lived Happily unless the
The Shrewd Wolf pounced on her

Wolf - The Rapists
Little Red Riding Hood - Girls

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What a big eyes do u have
That kind of eyes
That would make wolves mad
My Little red riding hood

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