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Honesty is the best policy -
unless an insurance agent is selling it.

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What do you call someone who uses manipulation for love?

Bae-maan

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*Me in Mumbai*
Mumbai friend: Bro humaare yahaan ke sev bohot famous hote hain. Khaayega?
Me: Nahi bro.
Mumbai friend: But why bro?
Me: #NoSevNovember bro.

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SUNNY - DEOL pe kya likha hai?🤔

DISHA - PATANI.🙈

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wedding outfits.
We want ours to be respected
but will always judge
everyone else's as
"a bit too much".

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If you upload a picture of coffee on Instagram, it becomes filter coffee.

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एक अरसे के बाद आज मेरे उस सवाल का जवाब आया ।
बिना बोले उसने मेरे हाथों में अपनी शादी का कार्ड थमाया ।

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लोग झूठ बोलते है कि बस 'रायता' ही फैलाया जाता है। मैंने तो लोगो को YQ पर 'चाय' फैलाते भी देखा है।

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At Eggshop,

ME: Ek omelette banana bhai.
HE: Single ande ka hi banaun na?
ME: SINGLE hun, GAREEB nahi 😐😑

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