We go through roundabout routes
As to express our derisive opinions;
We spout off indirect criticisms
Or retain silence when spotlighted--
In order to avoid hurting anyone else,
Or heaven forbid, be accused
Of tactlessness and something worse;
Yet, we speak of them, unkindly,
And gossip about them, irreverently,
Once their backs are turned.
Ah, when shall we ever perceive
The fallacious quality of our ways?
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