'Cry Baby'
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She's a pretty peahen,
who wants to give birth,
but recently, the peacock began
to measure his tear glands' girth
When she was under,
and he got up on top,
to her shock & wonder,
he cried and didn't stop
She opened her beak
to tell him to halt
But before she could speak,
she tasted liquid salt
She was quite indignant
as his tears slid down her throat,
and thinking she was pregnant,
the peacock danced to gloat
"I believe what he said,
He's a high court judge!"
so peacock bought his cred
and refuses, now, to budge.
All he does now is blink;
the matter is complex
'Cause her stupid boyfriend thinks
that's how peacocks really have sex.
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