My dreams end at you.
One sided love story.
Sad endings.

Hate you alarm.

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At midnight, Little Jonny wrote a letter with his demands to Santa: A chocolate, a baseball bat and a bicycle.

Next morning, he woke up with a chocolate and a reply to the letter: You need to improve your grades to get the rest.

Some Santa(s) come with effective bargaining skills.

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My eyes met yours as you entered my room,
and the temperature rose exponentially high.
Power cuts in summer are sweaty.

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The 24 hours before an exam run faster than any other normal day.

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Crush : Hi HNY
Me (thinking ) : Did she just text me with a "Hi Honey!"?

It was just a difference in
183 times the nanoseconds she saved from typing the shortcut and time my little brain took to understand it .

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Stay connected,
that's what he said.

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She: Good morning. So how did you start your day... morning walk or yoga?
Me: Waking up on 8am on a Sunday is equivalent to doing yoga, isn't it?

I'm still waiting for her reply though her name changed from blue link to black.

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Random friend at random time without any reason, randomly:

He: Bhai, party!
Me: Why? Because I'm breathing?

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She: Will you marry me?
Me: Stay connected!

Hence, a bachelor forever...

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Read at your own risk!!!

Baba ka challenge aaya,
Prompt #paste ka laya.
Log copy-paste pe likhne lage,
Ek ne thoda copy-paste bhi kar dala.
Mann hi mann sochne laga ki kiya likhu naya...
Tabhi apne daato ka khayal aaya.
Brush hi kar loon, toothpaste kidhar hain?
Yaar mere quote pe namak hain!!!

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