Everytime when mommy gets angry at me and it's hard to make her talk, I come up with same idea which is already a confirmed stale. "you don't love me right?"
And she'd say, "No, I don't.ЁЯШС"
Last night while we were having dinner it happened again and to make her talk, I came up with a new plan which I thought would work in just one go.
Mommy was serving yoghurt to everyone and the moment she came to me I said, "you can put it on my plate only if you love me."
Yeah, that was my master plan to calm her down. Mommy knows how I love yoghurt and can't eat without it so she'd definitely give it and I would proudly consider it as my forgiveness I thought.
But to my utter surprise, she didn't even bother to look at my plate and left.
Everyone kept looking at me, imminent to laugh.
And then, to save my leftover reputation I came up with a brand new dialogue, " I know mommy, it's tough for you to accept how much you love me infront of everyone, especially when I made you angry just moments ago. So, now you can give me my yoghurt. Our love needs no proof Mommy."
She tossed the yoghurt bowl hiding her grin and left without saying anything.
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