my books are
used for teaching
blackout poetry

-

my keyboard renamed itself to keybored.

-

they review my books on BadReads.

-

trees love me because no publisher would cut them to print my book.

-

my novel reads like
one really long drunk text.

-

I write so bad
that after re-reading my messages,
my Ex finally called back.
Just to break up again.

-

I write so bad that after every sentence I type,
my mobile prompts for a factory reset.

-

shopkeepers give me sharpeners without blade.

-

No one could actually relate to
And I thought I write my heart out

-

YQ Baba himself has to come to comment in the comment section.

-