"WE are not our Bank accounts,
WE are not the Clothes we wear,
WE are not the Cars we drive,
WE are the All-singing, All-dancing Crap of the world."

"WE are no Beautiful snowflake,
WE are the same Decaying Organic Matter as everything else."

"It's only after we have lost everything that we are free to do anything."

TYLER DURDEN... That name literally changed my entire life and my outlook of life in general....

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You're not your job,
You're not the 6 digit salary you earn,
You're not your bank balance resembling your phone number,
You're not the car you drive,
You're not your wallet,
You're the all-singing, all-dancing waste of this mundane world!!

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I have a joke about the Fight Club,
but I can't talk about it.

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This is your STRUGGLE; true to the last drop,

This is your FIGHT; no one can feel it the way you do,

This is your LIFE, and it's ending
One minute at a time.

This is the real FIGHT CLUB.

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We knew we'd done things, broken the curfew to go out and bust empires built over centuries in a single night, but we couldn't expose why we had to do what we did. It was against the code of the club, against the very essence of Project Mayhem.
Just then, he sneezed.
The investigating officer. Then we saw. Like we really saw. That he was hyperventilating, wheezing, displaying all possible signs of the six letter dreaded disease. And we saw that we had put our hands on the very table, at the exact spot where the man was drumming on, minutes ago.
We hadn't touched anywhere else, yet.
They knew. They'd planned for this. They had us trapped. And they had the sanitiser.
So we started singing. Like canaries. Yes, we started talking because of the sanitiser.

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Friend : dude wtf you ruined fight club movie with your post

Me : wtf? it was released light years ago and you ruined infinity war for me on the day it got released so fuck you

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Said a diner to his waiter, post-haste,
"My soup's much too salty in taste!"
Said the waiter, "You were rude,
So, in turn, I acted shrewd,
And poured in my own water waste."

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Where there's love,
there's war.

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On a long enough timeline the survival rate of everyone drops to zero

-Tyler durden

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