Dear Smokers,
I'm trying my best to come up with the modified design, inbuilt multi-featured Lung2.0, capable for breathing both air and smoke. I'm in the process but till the upgrade, I'm afraid to say that you need to follow that warning sign on the package of your favorite manly box. If not, I might be forced to bring you up here to help me in my workshop. Give my love to your family.
Regards,
You don't know my name
but once I was popular
among you by the name GOD.
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