Bipolar Love
"My tears are not simply water. They're filtered out of my blood and have nutrients, proteins, electrolytes, salts, minerals, glucose and much more," she sobbed, "and you cannot estimate the amount of pain I'm suffering because of you," she babbled showing her displeasure.
I knew she was a Biology student and got impressed the way she described her agony.
I thought for a while and started,"I understand your pain and even calculate its amount."
"How?" she reacted in frustration.
"Approximately, ten grams," I said nodding.
Perplexed, eyes filled with tears, she looked towards me.
"The amount of tears shedded by both the eyes may be approximately ten grams. And according to Archimedes' principle, the weight of the displaced tears is equal to the buoyant force exerted by the pain contained into your eyes. So simplie!" I explained like a teacher.
My explanation obliged her to smile.
She wiped her tears, "You moron of Physics, pain remains here," she mumbled while giving me a fistful at my heart.
"I may calculate this also," I laughed sulking a little.
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"No!" She exclaimed and opened her arms.
And we hugged each other very passionately.
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