My psychiatrist: "Let's talk about good times."

Me: "Ok, then. I guess I'll have to be silent."

My psychiatrist: "Oh, come on! There must have been times when you were truly happy. Let's discuss about small joyful moments. Just name a year when something good had happened to you. I'm sure you can do that."

Me: "That's easy. 1990."

My psychiatrist: "See, it wasn't that hard. Now tell me, what happened in that year that made you happy?"

Me: "That was the year previous to the year of my birth. I didn't exist then. I miss that shit."

My psychiatrist:

Me:

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You think you like someone and then suddenly they do something stupid and hide behind "my life, my rules" excuse. Darling, it's funny because you had no say in bringing your life to the world.

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What doesn't kill you, doesn't necessarily make you stronger; mostly it makes you shit in your pants, turns you insane, gets your heart filled with self-loathing and insecurities, makes you realise how insignificant you are, converts you into a doubter from a believer, makes sure your confidence hits the rock bottom, crushes your soul, turns your life upside down, makes you question the relevance to your existence, kills the part of you that used to believe in all the good things, forces you to adopt unhealthy coping mechanisms, brings your mental health to its knees, isolates you from the world outside, turns you into a loner, slaughters your hope, banishes your self belief, makes you a prisoner of your own thoughts, grows the seed of lack of interest in life in your mind and then lets you live in constant fear.

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Rapist now a days are like "raat humare baap ki hai"
You can't go alone at night just because they are out there.
Is the moon still untouched? Or they raped her too??

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The corpse's wisdom

In the dimly lit room,
amidst the sombre silence,
a lifeless body
of the most beautiful woman lay...

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A relationship has to go through tests, and a good couple would always come up with a solution if love is true. But two things can still break the best of best relationships; ignorance and negative sarcasm. Avoid them !

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How a fu*k boy thinks!!

You are a body with a mind or mind with a body depends on your gender..

If you are a girl you are a body ..
And if you are a guy you are a body too but your brain is somewhere else!..

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It is so easy to be mean
and use dark sarcasm,
just don't give a damn
about others' feelings.
It's nothing to be
proud of.

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