Mending broken hearts,
Or acting as a antiseptic
Can be drunk anytime
And with anyone.
Have it neat, with Coke
Or with soda.
Have it in happiness
Or in sadness,
Have it to celebrate
The present
Or to forget the past.
With The Old Monk
You can always
Have a blast!

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5 YO: remember you told me to pick 6 coke cans for you?

Me: yes

5 YO: I picked 7 up. For me.

Me:

5 YO: are you alright?

Me: *cries happy tears*

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I am the vodka in the coke bottle.

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We are all Blurred in a life full of smoke,
With visions unclear and Hearts made of Black Coke

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When i see a bottle of coke

Me: bulati hai magar jane ka nahi
Coke: why can't you see? You belong with me!

After some day...

Me: Hey! four years no call, now you are looking pretty in a hotel bar
Coke: so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your rover🤣

After some day...

Me: coughing, sneezing, crying a lot, why the heal i have taken that quaff
Coke: Baby, i am a nightmare dress like a daydream

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In a world
Full of soda
And cokes,
Be someone's "Frooti".

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Whenever I see infants, childishly feelings provoke.
I'd prefer to see them instead of having a coke.

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#when i see coke again

Me: drinking coke
Coke: piya tune hai coke ab hoga tujko cough😝
Me: laughing like i have taken quaff😍
Coke: o kabira man ja tu toh cough karega...🤣
Me: oh bhai i have taken cough syrup😜 after having you😂
Coke: bada pachtaoge bada pachtaoge
Mujhse jo syrup chupane lage ho aaisa lagta hai khud ko cough se bachne lage ho😒

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I thought to revoke
As I got a poke,
Then I woke,
Took some coke,
Thought about some joke,
But society was broke,
So written on folk.

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