Vanilla Icecream
is a Snow Ball
in a cone.

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Never you ever stand near or by the kids
I repeat never

You'll never know where they would hit when its least expected

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When you are home alone , Lock the doors and Get naked . Do all the work or whatever you want staying naked . That hits really different , I bet you haven't felt so free ever .

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Cricket is a gentlemen game and a gentleman can speak through his balls.

*eye balls

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If she goes down on you at her own and also get those balls . Don't let her go .

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I'd love to fuck. And shamelessly say I wanna get laid and say I'm a pervert than putting up some emotionally illogical and bizzare state of heart for a person in the opposite gender that made you decide how you gonna talk to them as their mood is to be taken seriously.
No fuck it, I don't care what your mood is. As my mood is either hungry or horny. What else you expect from a guy hitting adulthood living alone and studying with balls hanging around.

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Please can you scratch
my balls..., Neo?

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If you don't have already,
To beat distance,
Loneliness, injustice,
Fear and insecurity,
You need to grow
Some balls.

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Words of wisdom by my ex :-

Remember how your balls felt in a little tight underwear??? Yeah!!! Just double that pressure before saying anything against bra's.

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Two places where we should purge our fear:

While facing Mishaps in Life
And
While facing Balls in Cricket

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