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1 NOV 2016 AT 12:34

Your lips taste
sweeter tonight.

I wonder whose love
are they stained with.

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17 SEP 2016 AT 17:51

Both: Gazing the stars in a moonless night.
She : and my Birthday's going to end in an hour, where's my gift?
He : "You are a giver! It's not only for me, you never ever think even for a second before doing anything for all. You make everyone fall in love with you, around"
What can I gift you!!
She : *Smiled.*

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27 NOV 2016 AT 14:42

She: Define your love for me?

He: I love you as much I love salt. Anything less makes my life pale and a little more makes it insipid.

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28 NOV 2016 AT 0:54

He: Many a time, I think how could such a pretty girl like you fall for me?

She: Because we're so similar.

He: How can you say that?

She: Because many a time we think exactly the same thing! :P

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27 NOV 2016 AT 18:47

He : I understand you
more than you
understand yourself.

She:Hello?? Don't be filmy ,
no one can! No one does!
Impossible it is.


He: I have always said ours is an exceptional case.

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27 NOV 2016 AT 21:43

The night before they got married

Forgot everything
No parents, no family
No worries, no hurries
No pressure of wedding
No conflict of religion

Just forgot everything and made love

Next day, left their room to get married
To their respective spouses

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28 NOV 2016 AT 13:15

Nomad, loitering from bed to bed,
Found home in your arms, my love,
To rest my heavy head and weary heart.

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27 NOV 2016 AT 20:22

She: You don't love me anymore.
He: But I do.
She: Prove it. (P.S. don't mistake her to be Keju's daughter)
He: How?
She: A diamond necklace or a holiday trip to Europe will work fine.
He: Wow! Your love is quite cheap. Don't worry, I'll give you to a ticket to paradise. (smiles)
She: Wow Dhruv, at least you're taking me to J&K, the paradise of India.

(Dhruv smiles once again and leaves the house)

After 5 min he returns announcing, "Janu, choose your ticket to paradise", with a pizza on one hand and a rat poison on another with a wicked smile. :D

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27 NOV 2016 AT 19:46

Away from home he looked at the photos and missed the old days.
Just then a parcel with Rakhi arrived at his door.
For a Sister's love distance was just
a number.

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27 NOV 2016 AT 14:39

Uncle Stay!
The Rebel.. for Infidelity!

He: I have already booked a room through UncleStay
She: Who's that Uncle
He: An ecom site which allows to book room for unmarried couples.
She: So who's gonna stay for whole day?
.... Silence....
He: we both
She: are you sure?
He: not exactly but yes we can try how long we could tolerate each other
She: are you sure?
He: for what?
She: that i could tolerate u?
He: what! C'mon try once atleast
She: i have tried earlier
He: what?
She: Yes, Your Uncle ๐Ÿ˜

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