QUOTES ON #GRAMMARNAZI

#grammarnazi quotes

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28 AUG 2023 AT 21:03

I would be a Baba of a
Different kind,
Grammar Nazi, vicious, unkind.
I'd make a mountain out of a molehill,
Their grammarly mistakes spell and tell.
A mistake left uncorrected
Is a mistake sustained!

This is just the tip of an iceburg,
I'd be as killing as a mossberg.

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23 JUL 2023 AT 6:56

Leave out the words, phrases,
Read between the lines;
The plot may fetch you no wages
Just get into the images and signs.

Sojourn where the pause is,
Puruse similies and metaphor;
Fathom deep into the half clauses
(Concealed meanings to predator).

To find out what they hide,
Feel their reasons in rhyme;
With their wordplay, in thin air glide
Experience their vibes in the chyme.

Adopt their style, their vocab,
The imitation of their very passion;
Twist the meanings too, be fab
Seep in their essence in summation.

Above all this, be a bloody original,
Smell of their perfume faint;
Let others find their traces just minimal
Be queer, be cunning and piquant.

Be Grammar Nazi- therein is all the glamour,
For it alone then applause and clamour

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19 JAN 2023 AT 18:43

Boy: Hey
Girl: Hey there!
Boy: Your beautiful
Girl: *blocked*

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4 MAR 2022 AT 23:36

I can't overcome of the fact
That "w" is pronounced as "व , व्र , र "

But never "डब्लू" in a word .

😕

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16 JAN 2021 AT 22:38

To the ones who's trying to help me correct my grammar,

Bro Maine 12th class tak english grammar ke saare question "yeh sunne me achha lag raha hai" basis par answer kiye hai.

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26 SEP 2017 AT 18:29

When your one spells "I luv u" like this it means he is stupid.
Come on, not everything has a deep meaning.

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11 SEP 2021 AT 4:12

When money speaks, English needs no grammar.

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21 MAY 2021 AT 22:10

Correcting Someone's Spelling and Grammar on Facebook...


#Grammar_Nazi

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23 MAR 2021 AT 1:46

Why is it that
when a person is"down",
People says
that person is "up"set?

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19 JAN 2021 AT 8:31

My grammatical puns are unresponsive today,
I think they are in exclamation of a state of comma...

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