QUOTES ON #FAILENTINEDAY

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14 FEB 2017 AT 15:49

She asked for a ring,
this Valentine's eve.
I gave her two!

Glad she didn't pick it up.
I was out of talk-time too!

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14 FEB 2017 AT 15:58

Man proposes, God disposes.
Man proposes, Woman refuses.
Man proposes, Man loses.

Man is jobless!
Don't be like Man.

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14 FEB 2017 AT 15:45

Got down on my knees,
soon after our dinner date.
She was gasping for breath,
an excited "Oh My God!".

I showed her the bill,
she fainted.
I looked at it later,
I fainted too.

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14 FEB 2017 AT 15:41

Spending the day
all alone in my room,
staring at empty walls.
My perfect Wallentine's day!

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14 FEB 2017 AT 15:39

Me: Will you be my Valentine?

Her: Sure, but your wallet's mine!

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