My sister recently got her lower tooth extracted and well, let's just say she could do a lot better without me around her 24/7.
Swipe to know why >>— % &Me: Bro, don't apply for a job now, okay?
Sis: Uhh...why?
Me: 'Cuz you won't be able to explain THE GAP.— % &Me: Yo, bro!
Sis: Yeah?
Me: You still like desserts?
Sis: Yes?
Me: Oh, I just thought you lost your SWEET TOOTH!— % &Me: Bro, does tooth extraction make you dumb?
Sis: Very funny! It was NOT my wisdom tooth, you idiot.
Me: Yeah, exactly. There's no explanation for your dumbness.
— % &Me: Bro, I've got a new nickname for you.
Sis: What!?
Me: Toothless.
Sis: Alright, that's it. You're dead.
Me: See? You spit fire when you open your mouth too!— % &Me: Hey bro!
Sis: Sindhu! Enough now!
Me: Okay okay, chill out! I was just asking if you'd like to watch a movie together?
Sis: Ugh, fine, which one?
Me: Oh, how about 'EXTRACTION'?— % &Me: Bro, you know why your tooth left?
Sis: *deep defeated sigh* Why, Sindhu? PLEASE, tell me WHY!
Me: 'Cuz it was sensitive, bro.— % &Me: Hey bro!
Sis: What. What! What!?
Me: Geez, alright. I'll leave you alone.
Sis: Finally!
Me: I get it, you need MORE SPACE.— % &
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