Sid   (Sid)
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Joined 10 August 2017


Joined 10 August 2017
4 HOURS AGO

Love is unadulterated,
untill brain involves.

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4 HOURS AGO

Friend: Aaj Kal boht gaali nikal rahi hai
tere munh se

Me: Parson bhi niklegi

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26 MAR AT 7:17

If a food blogger makes a vlog with me

Blogger: Arey bhaiya badhiya dikh raha,
batayie kya kya aati hai is thali me

Me: Explains

Blogger: So aap bataiye viewers ko Yeh
khaane keliye kahan aana padega

Me: Samne

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25 MAR AT 10:30

How to know age from mobile number

Mobile number starts with

9 - age 30+
8 - age 25+
7 - age 20+
6 - School pass out

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19 MAR AT 12:23

They: When someone throws a stone at you
throw them back a flower & teach them love

Me in mind: Jarur, flower pot saath fekhunga na

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19 MAR AT 7:13

No one
Literally no one
Names of Kia dealers be like

Prasanna kia, Tapassi kia, Advaith kia,
Kun kia, Car kia, Malik kia etc

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16 MAR AT 22:38

She: You seem to be a jovial personality

Me in my head: Jo bhi hai personality hun behen

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16 MAR AT 13:52

The best moment thus far..

When I turned another page & saw
you being written as rest of my story .

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13 MAR AT 23:17

How to propose someone from Bengaluru these days;

Mai tujhe zindagi bhar paani de sakta hun

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13 MAR AT 13:23

Casual wear day at office is technically
colour dress day at school.

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