As I was walking down the lane, two guys smoking in the corner started following me. At the corner, which was quite dark, one of them catcalled, "Hello Madam." I turned, looked them in the eye and went up to them to say, "Hello sir." They seemed frightened, for they whisked off soon enough. I called again, "Hello sir." They started walking faster. I followed them, calling, "Hello sir." They started running. I started running after them, shouting, "Hello sir." At the end of the lane, they got tired and stopped, turned around and pleaded, "Please stop following us."

I said, "Exactly." They couldn't, thereafter.

- Shambovine