After YQ announced the "NEW FEATURE", I would like to say all for the last time....

Khtm tata bye bye😂

Kbhiiii Priyanshu sinha naam news me aaye to smjh lena isi psycho ne koi kand kiya h🙂😂

Valak Amar h😌😂

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She: Hey you know, our clg director was missing from last 3 days.
Me: yes I know...what's with that?
She: they found the body.. it was hanging on a tree.
Me: Uhumm..Tell me more.
She: the body was umm...just like the dead bodies in your stories. Don't know which psychopath killed him.
Me: yeah..a psychopath :).

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Mai tasveer uski khojte rha
Magar andhere me kuch dikha nahi
Awaaz to aai thi uski
Par mujhe wo mila nhi.

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Happy birthday bhnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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You are a caged bird, right? Wanna set free?

Why don't you use your beak to hurt your master? It may happen that he angrily set u free.

Or...

Have his love till your last breath.

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Calm or Roar?

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Sometimes it's a better option to be calm
Instead of roaring like a gun chasing tiger.

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When I spoil someone's quote using samosa in it😂

Bantadhar gang👇👇

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My son, he was sitting on the table and was listening to his favorite song, "baby shark doo doo doo" I was enjoying him listening his favorite song sitting on my lap.

I stood up to bring milk for him. But alas, his head from his dead body fell on the ground.

"Ahh I should stitch the head know." And went to bring thread from my wife who was sitting on the sewing table. I pick out the needle from her eyes, which I kept there. It's very hard to find this small needle so i placed it there. After all, they all are dead.

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That night the doctor didn't return to his home so i got a call from her wife, "He isn't home, is he still with you?"
"Well, yeah"
"Give him the phone, I wanna talk"
"I can't"
"What is he still doing there?"
"Was trying to cure me"
"Well that's what a doctor can do, but it's almost 16 hours. Aren't you got the cure yet?"
"I told him he can't cure me but still he insisted."
"Give me his picture doing work"
*Sends a pic*
"What......??? Where is his head??? Why is he on the grass?? What you did to him?"
"I told him that I've a problem that I do like to eat human head. So I did. I told you all. MY PAIN HAS NO CURE"
"Where are you right now? I'll call the police"
"Infront of your door. To eat rest heads."

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