Q609) How does a talkative corpse communicate with its partner corpse of dejected kind?

Ans~By learning "re-morse code".

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Dearest YQBOOKCLUB,


You had been like a sky to me. A sky that drenched me by its cogent downpour of facts,
A sky that bushed and caressed my hairs by its teetering but swift wind of proficiency.

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How does an over pampering mother describe her kid's depression to his therapist?
Molal's Depression Constant.

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How do salts being exported to one nation from other greet the nation they are being exported to?
Halogenation.

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Why are the movies suggested by Pi the film critique always a hit?

Because they are Pirated.

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why did Osama Bin Laden's son's friends call him a Lion?
Bcuz he comes from La-Den

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Hinglish: dher saare pimples
English: Politics

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If Daya's name was Sona
Will then an angry Jethalal call her
'Pagal Aurate'?

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Why do drunk people over share?

Becuz they're in-talks-icated.

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