MonkeY 9/12   (mask & sanitizer)
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Joined 9 March 2020


Joined 9 March 2020
17 SEP AT 14:30








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17 SEP AT 14:03








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17 SEP AT 12:48

( Childhood fights )
*After accidentally slapping my sister on one cheek
Sister : Mammi,isne mujhe thappad maara
Mammi : Ek gaal me thappad maarne se shaadi nh hota

Sister : dusre gaal me v...

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17 SEP AT 11:55










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17 SEP AT 11:20

Me : Puts story " Ask me anything " in instagram,I will answer in YES/NO

Someone : Pagal khaane se laut aaya theek hokar?

Me ( who can't answer No,can't answer Yes ):

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17 SEP AT 11:13

Female dog to male dog :


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17 SEP AT 11:10

Dukandaar : Sir 299 huye aapke

Me : Ye lo 300 Rs
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Dukandaar : Ye lijiye,ek toffee 🍬

Me : toffee ka kya karu? 1 rupaya do

Dukandaar :

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17 SEP AT 11:06

रोने की वजह से लड़की की make-up हुई ख़राब,
उस गम में फिर से बहाने लगी आँखों से Niagra Falls

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17 SEP AT 10:54

While writing words like, ENTREPRENEUR,COMMITTEE,ADDRESS,POSSESSIVE etc.



Autocorrect to me :

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17 SEP AT 7:40









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