I'm not a permanent person in anyone's life,

But assure you to be the best temporary you'll ever meet.

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Parents : Mera beta raat ke 2 bje tak padhta hai.!

Beta : Baby dikhao naa

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*On Call*

Girlfriend : Baby ghar par koi nahi hai, Condom lekar aa jao...

*The door bell rings*

Girlfriend : Condom laaye ho?

Boyfriend : haan.

Girlfriend : Laao do, aur tum apne ghar jao...

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Sex toh sex hota hai chahe
30 minute ho yaa 30 second

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Kabhi toot kar bikhar jao toh bata dena

Main tumhe samet kar subha kachre wale ko dedunga...🤐

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Sundar ladkiya kabhi khud se message nahi karti

Prove me wrong

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She : Mai pregnant hoon, please mujhe seat de dijiye.

He : Lag toh nahi rahi...

She : Abhi kaise lagungi, ek ghante pehle hi toh kaam hua hai.

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Female Bestfriend ka ek toh fayeda hai

Jab mood hua flirt kar lo..

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हंसी आती है जब कोई
कहता है मेरी वाली अलग है

क्यू तेरी वाली अंडे देती है क्या?

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Doctor : Lips kaise fatti?

She : Kiss karte hue.!

Doctor : But itni buri tarah se toh nahi fat te..

She : Kiss kar rhi thi, tabhi kisi ne door knock kiya aur usne ghabra kar zip band karli.!!

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