Love Is Just A Hoax.
It Never Existed In The Past
It Won't Exist In the Future.

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Life Is Not Fare.
After Completing phd and struggling yers in search of a job
He applied for a group C job that required only 10th pass
And She is house wife of a divorced man!

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Walking down a path without knowing where you really want to go… Having a grace period like that isn't so bad.

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$he: hey babe
He: Yes?
$he: I got My License Today ❤️
He: We Aren't Together Anymore. Why Are You Telling Me This Now 😒
$he: Just Look Left & Right Before Crossing The Road!

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You Are The Best!
Fuck The Rest.

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Find your love ones before death finds you!

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Mr. bean Taught Us,
How To Live Happily With Yourself.
Tom & Jerry Taught Us,
You May Quarrel All The Time But Still You Could Be The Best Jodi.

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How to feed them when this pens aren't sold yet,
The Night Is Getting Deep and there's nothing to eat.

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Nobody actually Likes You,
They Just Wana F You.

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A group of engineering student and their teachers were given a free airplane ticket to go on a holiday!
Once They Were on the plane, the captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked and rushed out of the plane, except for the teacher who stayed there with calm. When the flight attendant asked why he hadn't left, he responded " I know the abilities of my students. This shit won't even start"
*Collected

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