Hornbill   (SD)
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Sometimes, I lie to pigeons.
Joined 20 July 2020


Sometimes, I lie to pigeons.
Joined 20 July 2020
16 OCT AT 20:21

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10 OCT AT 19:39

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7 OCT AT 20:18

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26 SEP AT 12:30

I don't understand poets.
They bleed themselves to make for the ink on the paper, and then say "write with your heart".

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20 SEP AT 20:21

I have a joke on procrastination.

But I'll tell you later.
Probably.

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9 SEP AT 9:18

remember to wear your mask and carry a sanitizer.

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8 SEP AT 7:59

I still don't know when to take my Parle G out of the tea, after dipping it in so that it doesn't fall into it.

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8 SEP AT 7:20

Someone: The more the merrier.

Me: Well, we have a population of 135 crores. That didn't turn out very well now, did it?

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19 AUG AT 5:38

I have a joke on String Theory.


But no one will understand it.

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17 AUG AT 0:03

Hey Doc, are you surgery?

'Cause I really need to do you.

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