Lamp: Hey! (*Loud Voice*) Shut me down! You sleeping bag! I've been on all night man!

Me: *Sleeping*, *Turns to the other side of the bed*

Lamp: Hey! Yo! Did you know a poisonous lizard crawled over your open biscuits' packet on the table here?

Me: Whaaaaat! *Throws the pack away, springs and starts hunting without even pooping*

- Arihant