Types of believers:
1, Theist
2, Atheist
3, My mom prays for me 😏

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Ur body and a magic trick both are same.
Once the trick is revealed who cares about magic.

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We all have prepared stories & ready for success interviews,
What is stopping us is just success 🤔

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People who share advice/motivational quotes always assume they r the good person mentioned in that quote.

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Once u start unfollowing people from social media who make u feel jealous, sad, incompetent u will be left with only meme pages.

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Do u know?

If TV channels telecast old astrology tape instead of current day's u won't be able to prove that 🤔

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News: (on the corner of newspaper)
3 yr old raped, 6 yr old raped, 20 yr old raped and murdered, etc etc.

Breaking news: (prime time tv debates)
A girl cheated/killed a guy (Even though not proven guilty)

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If a person has something near the left eye.

Either u assume the person is smart and keep ur finger near the left eye & show them.

Or assume they are dumb and keep ur finger near ur right eye & show them.

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Whenever I get a call on WhatsApp I automatically assume they have mistakenly touched the call option & never call back...

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Her mirror wanted to propose her.
Her pillow wanted to console her.
Her bedsheet wanted to cuddle her.
Yet she fell in love with a rock.

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