Don't earn too much to make ur son/daughter travel bloggers 😏

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'Flesh and blood' has a completely different synonym if u r drunk, alone & it's night.

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I really need that pendrive detectives put in criminal's laptop & copies everything in 30 seconds.

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Eyes even gets blurred.
But never gets old.

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U are not an object.
But a mobile with ur photo in it is...

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Why forward messages without 'forwarded' sign looks creepy?

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Guys at age 10,
"How that actress became so popular her face is not looking good🤔".

Guys at age 20,
"Oh, got it🙄".

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Your bf is so lucky.
Your gf is so lucky.

Both identical sentences with complete different meaning 😏

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The Movies u download,
The Movies u watch,
The Movies u suggest
Never the same😏

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Write a quote about disappointment,
Sleep for hours.
Wake up.
Check ur quote with 0 likes.
Now u can feel it 😏

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