We are all waiting for the msg,
"Hey, what happened to u, haven't msged me for a long time"

But what we get,
"Lenskart deposited 3000 in your account"

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Maybe all the cultural saviours in India are stalking actress's photos in Instagram and commenting, "Dress well, don't spoil our culture" 😏

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Not so busy to open WhatsApp check the video received.
Very busy to open the video and watch it.

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Phone memory full...

Delete songs: No
Delete memes: No
Delete friends' photos: Yes 🤷‍♂

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Why do people standing in lifts always keep face like,
"I donno anything am a gud person" 😏

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People wearing headsets listening to songs all the time, watching songs in TV all the time but when a song comes while watching the movie they get really pissed off 🤔

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School life:
Hated while doing, loved after leaving.

College life:
Hated while doing, loved after leaving.

Life:
🤔 ??

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It's funny, when u try to hide something from ur close friend for fun & after a certain point of time he gets really mad & u both start fighting each other 😏

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Feeling guilty when someone calls you a Good person?

Then maybe you are one...

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Have u ever met a random stranger in banks or any other public places, who out of nowhere comes out & helps us like giving pen, filling forms, tell us which counter to go next & disappear completely 😏

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