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1 JUN 2019 AT 0:34

i was told that lean people
shouldn’t play sports.

wit that,
wordplay started.

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7 FEB 2019 AT 3:21

I'm so unpopular that mera fever bhi viral nahi hota.

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10 FEB 2018 AT 13:42

How shoe sellers sell a shoe:

1. If the shoe is loose: "Badta bachcha hai ji, joota thoda loose hi lena chahiye."
2. If the shoe is tight: "Joota thode time mein khulta bhi toh hai ji."

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4 JUL 2017 AT 11:44

"I got married."
"Keep it up", said nobody ever.

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12 MAR 2018 AT 23:00

*On a dinner date*
Guy: Hey I'm a feminist.
Girl: Oh awesome. I'm a feminist too, I like you already.

*Post the dinner*
Guy: Hey, bill split karlein?
Girl: Well played.

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14 APR 2019 AT 17:01

"AND WE SAID YESSS!" ❤️
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.
.
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To the pani poori waala who offered us an extra paani poori at the same price.

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3 JAN 2019 AT 0:00

My conversation with relatives is an infinite loop of:

Relatives: Aur beta kya haal?
Me: Bas badiya. Hehe. Aap batao?
Relatives: Bas badiya. Hehe. Aap batao?
Me: Hehe.

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13 MAY 2018 AT 13:24

Me: Hey crush I like you.
Crush: But I'd like to date a guy who is driven enough in life.
Me: I'm an Uber driver.

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17 APR 2018 AT 21:00

*Instagram's honest tagline*
We know your life sucks. But you can filter and upload here.

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8 APR 2022 AT 22:26

बहुत ताकत है ना तेरे पास
बॉडीबिल्डर!
"मेरे पास
मक्कार दिमाग का
पावर हाउस है।....
..

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