Arvind Ravichandran 1 JUN 2019 AT 0:34 i was told that lean people shouldn’t play sports.wit that,wordplay started. - Sahil Pruthi 7 FEB 2019 AT 3:21 I'm so unpopular that mera fever bhi viral nahi hota. - Sahil Pruthi 10 FEB 2018 AT 13:42 How shoe sellers sell a shoe:1. If the shoe is loose: "Badta bachcha hai ji, joota thoda loose hi lena chahiye."2. If the shoe is tight: "Joota thode time mein khulta bhi toh hai ji." - Prem 4 JUL 2017 AT 11:44 "I got married.""Keep it up", said nobody ever. - Sahil Pruthi 12 MAR 2018 AT 23:00 *On a dinner date*Guy: Hey I'm a feminist.Girl: Oh awesome. I'm a feminist too, I like you already.*Post the dinner*Guy: Hey, bill split karlein?Girl: Well played. - Sahil Pruthi 14 APR 2019 AT 17:01 "AND WE SAID YESSS!" ❤️....To the pani poori waala who offered us an extra paani poori at the same price. - Sahil Pruthi 3 JAN 2019 AT 0:00 My conversation with relatives is an infinite loop of:Relatives: Aur beta kya haal?Me: Bas badiya. Hehe. Aap batao?Relatives: Bas badiya. Hehe. Aap batao?Me: Hehe. - Sahil Pruthi 13 MAY 2018 AT 13:24 Me: Hey crush I like you.Crush: But I'd like to date a guy who is driven enough in life.Me: I'm an Uber driver. - Sahil Pruthi 17 APR 2018 AT 21:00 *Instagram's honest tagline*We know your life sucks. But you can filter and upload here. - Kuldeep Viraag 8 APR 2022 AT 22:26 बहुत ताकत है ना तेरे पासबॉडीबिल्डर!"मेरे पासमक्कार दिमाग कापावर हाउस है।...... -