Brother
I Tried
I Failed,
But There Is A Little Bit Difference Between Us
And That Is You Failed And Gave up
Whereas I Failed But I Didn't.

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He Is So much In Those Breasts
That He Forgot One Thing that,
Someone Also Has His Eyes On His Sister's Too.

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Aaj Tere Hi Darwaaje Mein Aake Unlogo Ne Kiya Kaand
Aur Tu Dekh Ke Bhi Usse Kar Dia Anjaam
Unki Yeh Khel Mein
Hogya Na Aabh Tu Bhi Badnaam
Kheir,
Unnlogo Ka Bhi Nhi Hai Koi Galti
Galti Toh Teri Hai
Bheja Jo Tunee Unnhe Banake Insaan

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Dekhe Toh Humne Bhi Laakhon Sapne
Jo Hongee Nahi Kabhi Puree
Yuhi Reh Jayenge Adhuree
Kyuinki,
Hai Nahi Koi Humare Iss Duniya Mein
Jo 'Hath-O-mein hath' Rakhke Kehenge
'Beta Jo Chahee Tu Woh Kar'
Hum Hai Tere Sath Mein

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Yaad Karke Unhe
Aankhon Se Nikal Aate Hai Aanshu
Aabhi Bhi Najane Kyuin Unki Ek Pukaar Sunaai Deti Hai
Roh Mat Mein Humesha Tere Pass Hoon
Mera Iss Duniya Mein Maujudgi Sayd Nahi Hai Aur
Iss Baat Ke Liye Uparwale Ko Kabhi Doshna Mat
Duniya ki Nazar Mein
Hogaya Hogaa Sayad Mera Aanth
Par Hoon Mein Zibbit Sirf Tumlog Ke Liye
Quinki Kia Tha Meine Khudse Ek Waada
Zindagi Ki Aakhri Saans Lete Waqt
'Sath Nibhana Hai Tumlog Ka Janam Janam Tak'

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Mandir Majid Mein Jaake Tum Jitna Bhi Chilalo
Milne Wala Nhi Hai Koi Allah Ya Bhagwan
Mata Pita Ke Rupp Mein Aaye Jab Khud
Kyuin Gali Dete Ho Unko
Har Bar Kyuin Galat Sabit Karte Ho Unko
Jab Bade Jarurat Unki Toh Kyuin Rotee
Jaake Bhagwan Ke Paas
Manngo Maafi Jaake Unke Paas
Ish Papi Sansar Mein Bas Bhagwan Hai To Kahi
Woh Tumhare Maa Baap

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Today You May Mean The World To Her
But One Day She Will Kick Your Ass And The Day Is Not So Far

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Sapne Dekhna Badi Baat Nahi
Unhe Pura Parna Mushkil
Woh Cycle Wala Aaj Bhi Puncture Banna Raha Hai
Tum Usse Dekh Hasste Ho
Jab Baat Aati Tumpe Tum Khete mushkil
Yeh Gaarib Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Har Ek Dinn
Aaj Bhi Kuch Log Aise Garribo Se Lete Unke Paise Chin
Aaj 2018 Tum Kehte Ho Digital India
Kar Li Tumne Graduation Puri Lekin Aabh Bhi Ho Buddhihin
Mujhe Pata Hai Mere Bolne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi hoga
Yeh Namumkeen, Lekin Aaj Nahi Toh Kal Hojayga Yeh Mumkeen,

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Ghar pariwaar ko chodke
Nikaal padhe hai woh
Bharat maa ki raksha karne mein
Chahe kadi dhoop ho ya barsaat
Woh khade hai maidan mein ladne

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Learn to love your hatters,
If you can't
then atleast learn how to fuck them dude

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